url fads that need to die out:
Things that feel good don’t last
explaining what sex feels like is like explaining color to a blind person
Hufflepuffs, go find that quill or whatever we’re supposed to find to get in
Ravenclaws, use your brains to figure out how we’re going to stop the site from crashing all the time.
Slytherins, if you have connections, use them. If you have insider information, please divulge (at least with me)
Gryffindors, um…go kill Voldemort? I don’t really know how you can help in this situation…
GO TEAM GO
Awh this is so cute
well uh, it’s not hard to work out
- What do you say when someone offers you drugs?
- Say yes.