Lana Del Rey is beautiful, even if she does have a wang eye.
-hm asked: FOLLOW? & FOLLOW ON TWITTER? @HOLLYMURDOCH18 :) xx
beyoncebeytwice: reading things written over two hundred years ago is almost as hard as reading ghetto facebook statuses
there was some ginger kid on the train today fully belting out The A Team with his headphones in, so naturally, I took a video
girlbutt asked: i miss you blogging
IF IT WASN’T FOR DATE RAPE I’D NEVER GET LAID
zzzzzola asked: your blog is amazing!!!! was that post you just made referring to jenna marbles?! she's actually one of the funniest people ever!!
i’m tripping out harsh right now some weird ass fishing documentary is on and it’s amazing
super excited to see Howard Marks
Me: hello is anyone there
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
You are more likely to get throat cancer from oral sex than you are from smoking.
Who likes parody rap?!
my boyfriend left his jacket at mine yesterday and I keep smelling it cause I miss him. WHATS GOTTEN INTO ME.
right lose weight, eat healthy and exercise